clusterfuckery 

a mess of confusion, disorganization, bungling or incompetence

I woulda been on time if not for the heinous clusterfuckery of traffic.

The meeting was a solid hour of clusterfuckery.

clusterfuckery by Lynn January 23, 2004

clusterfucker 

The person who is in charge (usually military) at the time of a clusterfuck. This person is usually inept at his/her job, and has used all possible resources to carry out a simple, straightforward task, only to start a cataclysmic chain of events.

One who clusterfucks, or has been clusterfucking. Can also be referred to as one who has been up to a bit of clusterfuckery.

1. "But General, I asked the Lieutenant to polish the big red button not push it. I know we have inadvertently started a major nuclear war with the worlds biggest superpower, but it should be that clusterfucker Corporal facing the firing squad, not me Sir."

2. "That window cleaner has not only made the windows dirtier, but he's also smashed four pains of glass and killed my dog! Well, I suppose I'd better go and give that clusterfucker his money before I phone the glazier and find the spade."

3. "I wish I wasn't such a useless clusterfucker."

clusterfucker by clusterfukr January 2, 2010

Fibonacci clusterfuck

A series of clusterfucks where each successive clusterfuck is equal in magnitude to the sum of the preceding two clusterfucks.

Therefore, if "CF" were a standard unit of clusterfuck, the history of a Fibonacci clusterfuck project would consist of 0CF, 1CF, 1CF, 2CF, 3CF, 5CF, 8CF, 13CF, ... and so on until the incompetent fucktards running the show have driven off any competent engineers and exhausted all the time and money allocated.

The fucktards on my project are so incompetent that it has turned into a 2 year long Fibonacci Clusterfuck. The project is 2 years old and we are 6 years behind schedule.

Fibonacci clusterfuck by SuctionHead July 16, 2010

clusterfucking 

1 the act of unorganization of some sort
2 (clusterfuck)an unorganized group of people or things

1 they are just clusterfucking around up there.

2 its just a big clusterfuck on my desk

clusterfucking by the clusterfuck king June 12, 2004

Flusterfuck

When one is feeling overwhelmed with emotions and feelings that they cannot simply contain themselves. Usually used to describe a feelings of overwhelmed feelings.

Ella was feeling flusterfucked from her day at work and ranted to a coworker nearby.

Flusterfuck by PounderSmasher86 April 19, 2021

Clusterfuckola

Multiples of multiple screw ups with no practical cure, compounding into even bigger screw ups, which will evolve into seriuos consequences for all.

Clusterfuckola USA with its huge economic problems, massive debts that cannot be paid, massive unemployement, undeclared wars costing fortunes & lives with no goal for victory, taxpayer bailouts of private companies, tax laws that destroy progress, high inflation, corrupt politicians, corrupt finance industry along with an aging population depending on entitlements, whose life savings have been cleaned out by the cluterfuckola mentioned.

Clusterfuckola by DOOMUS April 10, 2009

Clusterfuckectomy 

The actual removal of a clusterfucker once a "cluster fuck inquisition" has been completed.

We have determined who the clusterfucker is and completed the clusterfuckectomy as requested.

Richard Nixon would have endured the rath of the clusterfuckectomy.

Clusterfuckectomy by The Tongliao Trio November 2, 2010