Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010

Leroy Logging

Going out for a huge night drinking Guinness, then waking up and laying a big black turd in your girlfriend's handbag

DeShawn, don't get me any more Guinness!! You know I can't stop myself Leroy Logging!

Dwayne! Get your stinky ass over here, look me in the eye and tell me you weren't Leroy Logging this morning!!!

by Maddog Morgo June 23, 2011

Leggings

Should be worn as a replacement for pants.

"Those leggings give her horrible camel toe!"

"Yeah, she looks great."

by themanwhowatches January 1, 2010

logging it

A state of being in which a person attempts to hold in a crap i.e his "logs".

Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"

Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."

by RabarJabar June 19, 2009

Chocolate logging

The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.

"Chaz gave me a fantastic chocolate logging last night."

by Keatface March 18, 2007

im lagging

Words lucas torres orielly use to define non stop sexual moving of a game

“I couldnt kill him im lagging , im lagging DAMN IT”

by Yeeeeeeet cud August 1, 2018

Mud Logging

Whenever you're boning someone up the ass and you get shit on your Penis.

Dude, i was mud logging this chick last night, and i pulled out and it smelled horrible.... So i just stuck it back in.

by Ahhstin & Coltan August 2, 2009