A ugly, creepy old man who says that he is 26 but is secretly 93. Is biased,
Rude and a poop head. Does not care about anyone but himself. Will make you want to puke when you see him.
Rude and a poop head. Does not care about anyone but himself. Will make you want to puke when you see him.
You look like a lotzer today
by xxx286 April 11, 2017
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by sizzlefizzle January 28, 2006
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by stargirl28e April 10, 2010
Get the Lozer mug.LOLzerko / LOL-zerko / lolzerko: LOLzerko is a bastardization of the commonly used "LOL". The vast majority of lol-users aren't actually laughing out loud when they use the word lol. Thus, lolzerko serves to convey heightened emotion, in an elevated form even beyond lol in full caps; lol or LOL just don't cut it anymore, now that users' audiences grasp the fact that there isn't actually any laughing happening out loud.
Originated among folks in the San Francisco Bay Area population, adoption of lolzerko has gradually increased in Midwestern and Northeastern populations.
Originated among folks in the San Francisco Bay Area population, adoption of lolzerko has gradually increased in Midwestern and Northeastern populations.
Adj. That's the most lolzerko shirt I've seen. We should definitely buy it.
Int. Lolzerko! Did she really say that to him? What a shut-down.
See also: lol, lmao, rofl, lawl, lolol, 120, 101
Int. Lolzerko! Did she really say that to him? What a shut-down.
See also: lol, lmao, rofl, lawl, lolol, 120, 101
by thatguyintheusofa December 7, 2013
Get the lolzerko mug.Someone who is young but hates the current generation. Often dresses like a mix of both grandparents. Has very strict parents and a strange sense of humor but a good friend overall.
Guy 1:Yo man who’s that young grandpa over there?
Guy 2:He’s like 15 bro!
Guy 1:Oh, he must be a Lyzerick
Guy 2:He’s like 15 bro!
Guy 1:Oh, he must be a Lyzerick
by Grunpy May 14, 2018
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Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.
Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".
Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".
Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.
Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.
Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.
by Blog Hater February 19, 2009
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