by stargirl28e April 11, 2010
by swimmerrw May 13, 2007
A person completely and hopelessly obsessed with the videogame series, 'The Legend of Zelda', often to the point of being a living breathing strategy guide, and using 'Link Logic' to solve everyday problems.
Manager : Why is Dave pushing those crates around the warehouse? He's supposed to be on psychiatric leave.
Shift Leader : He's trying to find the switch that opens the gate to Ganon's Fortress... What a LoZer...
Shift Leader : He's trying to find the switch that opens the gate to Ganon's Fortress... What a LoZer...
by Ding, Hero of Thyme October 05, 2011
by not_a_lozer October 11, 2007
Lozer: hey me-shell, wanna go out with me?
me-shell: umm...not really
Lozer: aww cmon i have some ultimate 1337 haxxor skills i can show you
me-shell: (pulls out her pepper spray and runs)
me-shell: umm...not really
Lozer: aww cmon i have some ultimate 1337 haxxor skills i can show you
me-shell: (pulls out her pepper spray and runs)
by Fred D Flip May 03, 2005
by aim lozers October 14, 2003