lolpenis

A word that has been passed down through the generations. This is a term of mockery but can also be used in times of humour and fun. Many people have taken to use it on internet forums when they feel the discussion is becoming too heated and some much needed humour needs to be injected into the conversation. Suspected to be derived from the Latin Lolpenare; Lolpeno: 1st conj. verb. "To astound; I astound" but it's origins are uncertain.

"No! I do not believe that abortion is simply a political issue as it effects people on a deeply personal level. It is not as un-complex an issue as to be able to say "Abortion: Good or bad?" as there are many different items to consider:
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"

Response: "Lolpenis"

by Biblo February 15, 2005

lolchillinz

An emotion expressed upon watching the reactions to outsiders viewing an inside joke.

Person #1 (talking to person who said that they started with Mudkip in Pokemon R/S/E): So, I herd you liek Mudkipz.

Person #2: Um... sure?

Person #1: lolchillinz

by How can I improve Roomba? April 30, 2009

virginity loophole

The Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.

Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."

by T_rump_supporter April 5, 2016

lolwhore

One who uses the acronym LOL superfluously to the point where onlookers completely disregard any LOL's originating from said person.

Dude- "Jesus man, that chick is such a lolwhore on MSN messenger"

Sweet- "I know, i can never tell when she actually thinks something is funny"

by Jesus C. Superstar September 14, 2007

lolpmp

lolpmp, means "laughing out loud, peeing my pants"

"i tripped and i hit my groin"

LOLPMP!!!

by Ricardo Cano January 11, 2007

lolhobo

When something is so funny that you laugh out loud like a crazy hobo.

oh man, teya and lowruh lolhobo so much in physics.

by TeyaLowruh April 21, 2008

lolshird

Laugh out loud so hard i randomly die.

Of course no one really dies from loling . . . .

Patrick: Hey dude, i saw your new girlfriend today, shes so ugly it made me lolshird!
Steve: Well thats a shame, seen as im dating your sister.
Patrick: Oh.
Steve: lolshird. Dumbass.

by Legendnesses July 21, 2009