Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Attack Of The Flying Lizards

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

by JohnBitch May 7, 2009

Lazarbeam

Lazarbeam is an Australian who loves screaming YEET every chance he gets. He also loves screaming FUCK where and whenever he wants because he is a BLOODY LEGEND!!!!!!!!! BE A BLOODY LEGEND AND SUBSCRIBE TO LAZARGOD!!!!!!!!!

Lazarbeam gives not 3, not 2, not 1, but 0 shits!!!!!!!!

by BLOODIEST LEGEND! May 28, 2019

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

by gnomey July 10, 2012

LizardSquad

A large group of homosexual males that lives in their parents basement and think they are hackers because they can DDOS servers and copy/paste code.

These lonely homosexuals have started becoming noticed by the public after their "DDOS" attack on PSN and XBL; "they claimed"!

They also have some brain-damaged fans who encourage them to DDOS more servers and websites since they have nothing better to do in their lives.

An example of a nerdy quote from LizardSquad, "Microsoft props to you for giving us a challenge, good work. Sony, smh."

by Becausewhocares August 26, 2014

Net Lizard

A woman who is looking for a man on the internet.

Yo man I met this net lizard on AOL chat.

by BmoreSlim April 12, 2009

Sling Lizard

To hog all the time in a sex swing, as every one else lubes up to fist the sling sitter.

I can believe Ricky is going to be a sling lizard again.

by For Real Fan December 27, 2011