Katzenmeyer

Katzenmeyer is a 6'7 tall, scary ass man. He towers over you like he's the Eiffel Tower and you're just a lousy ant and he will gaze down on you with such disappointment. Do everything perfectly with this man or he will rein hell by telling you "I'm very disappointed in you." or "one more time." As you are dying from dehrdraytion from marching too long. Before every concert he will say "that is not good enough" but after concerts he will be silent and not say a word about how bad it really was. Once you get on the tall mans good side and he praises you he will be jumping around and screaming on how proud he is of you

Katzenmeter I'd like on of those nice, sweet ladies you see at supermarkets. But instead of giving you candy, he gives you a scary ass stare that will stay in your brain forever

Madison: Did you see the glare Katzenmeyer gave the trumpets in class today?
Barry: Yeah, I feel bad for them. That glare will haunt their dreams forever

by Marchingband4life July 23, 2019

kotex mafia

1. A group of women who consider estrogen-guided emotions as a reliable source of logic and/or reason, and rely on this clusterfuck of insanity to manipulate and scandalize solely for self-gain.

2. My fucking cunt bosses

I was explaining the benefits of providing FACTUAL sales results to the flighty VP when she and the rest of the Kotex Mafia burst into a tizzy over the last episode of Gray's Anatomy.

by Sterling Cox January 14, 2008

kote

Malay term for penis

kote ko beso-your thick penis

by Ar May 8, 2005

kote

n.
Protective gauntlets used in kendo.

The palms of my new kote are made of smoked deer skin, so they smell like a week-old ashtray.

by Eiliries September 16, 2005

Katzed

the awkward experience that usually involves some sort of social discomfort, unnecessary aggression, or temporary embarrassment.

My toilet seat is covered with piss and my toilet bowl is full of turds...I've been KATZED!

by Wild Bill Suckock June 30, 2010

Kotenok

Kotenok comes from word kot

You can call people dear to your heart.
You can call it children, boyfriends and girlfriends.

Matthew, you are my kotenok forever.

Kotenok your kisses make my heart melt.

by miss nova December 29, 2011

kotel

The hebrew word for the Western Wall, located in Jerusalem, Israel. There is a wall seperating the women and men. Several tourists go every year to say visit. Though it is a Jewish place, several other religions also go to see it. Even people from around the world.

Susie went to Israel. The kotel was her favorite place htere.

by Sandra Jane February 18, 2008