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"Which knatch, Crystal?"
"The only thing better than that skeezers knatch is that buthole"
"Which knatch, Crystal?"
"The only thing better than that skeezers knatch is that buthole"
by SquirellWhacker February 20, 2020
Get the Knatch mug.Crafted from the fibers of various tree nuts and tied using traditional Bofasim technique, Sugondese Knots represent the industrious spirit of a people’s culture that spans millennia.
The material is sturdy, structured, and durable, all while maintaining a malleable shape. Resembling two large walnuts in a pouch, Sugondese Knots can be utilized in a multitude of manners. According to the Sugondese customs, sharing Sugondese Knots is warmly welcomed and encouraged — it is not uncommon to have your neighbor’s Sugondese Knots and your significant other’s Sugondese Knots at the same time. These knots are deeply rooted in Sugondese day-to-day lifestyles. At work, its expected to keep any new hires’s Sugondese Knots in the boss’s office until a promotion is awarded. At competitive pastimes, winners are encouraged to stand in public with their trophy and the loser’s Sugondese Knots.
The methodology behind harvesting tree nut fibers and processing them into a rope that can only be tied using one singular technique is why everyone cannot get enough of Sugondese Knots.
The material is sturdy, structured, and durable, all while maintaining a malleable shape. Resembling two large walnuts in a pouch, Sugondese Knots can be utilized in a multitude of manners. According to the Sugondese customs, sharing Sugondese Knots is warmly welcomed and encouraged — it is not uncommon to have your neighbor’s Sugondese Knots and your significant other’s Sugondese Knots at the same time. These knots are deeply rooted in Sugondese day-to-day lifestyles. At work, its expected to keep any new hires’s Sugondese Knots in the boss’s office until a promotion is awarded. At competitive pastimes, winners are encouraged to stand in public with their trophy and the loser’s Sugondese Knots.
The methodology behind harvesting tree nut fibers and processing them into a rope that can only be tied using one singular technique is why everyone cannot get enough of Sugondese Knots.
Winston Woston: “Thats a durable rope and extremely intricate looking knot design! Where can I get one of those?!”
Bofa High Priest: “approach me in the evening.. ill guide you to Sugondese Knots. You can even bring your family and ill ensure their journey to Sugondese Knots”
Bofa High Priest: “approach me in the evening.. ill guide you to Sugondese Knots. You can even bring your family and ill ensure their journey to Sugondese Knots”
by Dusty Knuckles September 2, 2022
Get the Sugondese Knots mug.The promptly tied, mess avoiding, knot made at the open end of a sperm filled condom. The knot is tied quickly upon withdrawal and unsheathing the penis to avoid any leakage of errant cum.
After nutting up full the reservoir end of his lamb skin sheath, Dan quickly pulled out and secured his load with a Fisherman's Knot.
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Get the Don Knotts mug.Konata Izumi is one of the primary characters of the Anime/Manga series by the name of Lucky Star. She is famous for her obsession with all things anime, a long-time interest in adult dating simulator computer games, and a tendency to never follow the norms of everyday women. Her key physical features are long blue hair, a beauty mark under her right eye, and a child-like build.
Konata works part-time at a Cosplay Cafe, a commitment that is surprising to the other girls of the show. She has portrayed different characters, with the most prominent being Haruhi Suzumiya The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. She spends her paychecks primarily on anime/manga merchandise, and is known to buy three of the same item- one for personal use, one for collecting, and the other as a backup.
Konata's sexuality is questionable. Although a firm preference has never been mentioned in the series, she has displayed interest in things such as Miyuki Takara's breasts and her friend, Kagami Hiiragi. Such has lead to a widespread fanshipping known as KonaxKaga (or Konakaga, Kagakona, etc.), of which relevant fanart and fanfiction portrays the two characters engaging in romantic activity of different levels.
Konata works part-time at a Cosplay Cafe, a commitment that is surprising to the other girls of the show. She has portrayed different characters, with the most prominent being Haruhi Suzumiya The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. She spends her paychecks primarily on anime/manga merchandise, and is known to buy three of the same item- one for personal use, one for collecting, and the other as a backup.
Konata's sexuality is questionable. Although a firm preference has never been mentioned in the series, she has displayed interest in things such as Miyuki Takara's breasts and her friend, Kagami Hiiragi. Such has lead to a widespread fanshipping known as KonaxKaga (or Konakaga, Kagakona, etc.), of which relevant fanart and fanfiction portrays the two characters engaging in romantic activity of different levels.
by Stiffofdeath May 23, 2010
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A High School girl who hangs out at Knotts Berry Farm for the sole purpose of hooking up with ramdom guys that she meets and asking for nothing in return. You will normally find them in packs toward the back of the park near calico stage and the borwalk areas. Durring the week after school gets out is when there is the highest number of them. They are also identified by their whorish outfits and extreme confidence when talking to guys, as well; they always are in the line dancing lessons given at calico stage.
A High School girl who hangs out at Knotts Berry Farm for the sole purpose of hooking up with ramdom guys that she meets and asking for nothing in return. You will normally find them in packs toward the back of the park near calico stage and the borwalk areas. Durring the week after school gets out is when there is the highest number of them. They are also identified by their whorish outfits and extreme confidence when talking to guys, as well; they always are in the line dancing lessons given at calico stage.
"Did you see those girls line dancing?"
"Ya, they are all Knottstitutes. One of them tried to hookup with me on the logride"
"Ya, they are all Knottstitutes. One of them tried to hookup with me on the logride"
by Ctf December 12, 2006
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