kirkland's snow

the type of snow you would see in a painting sold in a mall home decor store, such as kirkland's. this snow is often light, fluffy, and covers the trees completely.

today while driving in the blizzard we all stopped to admire the scenery the kirkland's snow had created in our lovely michigan town.

by St. Petersburg December 14, 2008

Krolac

/krolac/ Kro-lak (noun) A really bad automobile driver.

Also: Kroling- "In the act of being a krolac".

Krolled- "Earlier you were a krolac".

I was driving down the road and saw a krolac run a stop sign and hit a guy on a unicycle.

by wet pudding June 13, 2011

The Krolak

The Krolak is an absolute God who enjoys touching children far below the age limit

Johnnyboi: I got molested by The Krolak yesterday
Lil Nigzy: But you're only 7 years old
Johnnyboi: I know. I don't care though, because he's a god

by Lil Stiffy uh November 6, 2018

Alice in Kirkland

Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place

Where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini I need?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

Kirtland

Kirtland is a shy and handsome person. He is a genius though too humble to admit it. Kirtland's feelings are often very secret so if you are one of the rare people that get to know them you are lucky. He gives amazing advice that is far beyond his years. He is handsome and underrated. If you are the one that his heart of gold belongs to make sure to never let him go. Kirtland is hardworking and often left in the shadows. The more you get to know Kirtland the more funny you think he is. Kirtland is easy to be loyal to because of his personality. This humble and loving person doesn't know how smart and perfect he is. He is one of the people who you would trust with your deepest and sometimes darkest secrets.

The name Kirtland, a boy, not the city.

by Stranger44 March 5, 2022

Mikolaj Krolak

An absolute fucking alpha male who gets lots of money and all the bitches

Non Alpha: hey have you seen Mikolaj Krolak
Other Non Alpha:Yeah he’s so hot and sexy i love him

by iLoveMikolaj12412 May 16, 2021

Krolak

Krolak is always super hot....have major sex appeal......People wish they could be just like the Krolaks.....Tan skin long beautiful hair...lips so kissable.....extremely popular.....Czechs baby Cant immatate Krolak!!!

Hey there goes "Krolak"!!! Damn look at her

by Yummmmmmmmmmmmmy!!!! December 14, 2010