kirkland's

Merchandise from the premiere club of Costco.

Example 1 -
Man 1: I see you got yo Kirkland's on! Nice!
Man 2: Yeah, this shit is the shit.

Example 2 -
Husband: What kind of chicken is this?
Wife: Fool, this is Kirkland's!

by meatwadspimplady13 February 7, 2010

kirkland's snow

the type of snow you would see in a painting sold in a mall home decor store, such as kirkland's. this snow is often light, fluffy, and covers the trees completely.

today while driving in the blizzard we all stopped to admire the scenery the kirkland's snow had created in our lovely michigan town.

by St. Petersburg December 14, 2008

Kirkland Special

Receiving an unexpected finger in your butthole when it pokes through Costco’s horrible toilet paper during a wipe job.

Gave myself the old Kirkland Special today when the chimichanga from last night wanted out.

by Last2Know January 19, 2023

Kirkland supreme

The act of starting your car, letting it get to peak running temp and fucking the tail pipe after getting Kirkland supreme gas. Afterwards having your partner perform felatio.

Yeah after my Costco run this weekend the wife gave me the ol Kirkland supreme.... the tail pipe was still hot

by The Foundation May 14, 2025

Arthur Kirkland

Arthur Kirkland is the human name of the character "England/UK/Great Britain" in Hetalia Axis Powers.

Arthur Kirkland is England's human name.

by Chibi Romano December 4, 2013

Arthur Kirkland

English gentleman whose tsundere levels are off the charts. You don't want to mess with his magic or cooking. Definitely not the cooking. He can burn cereal. Just...Don't. He's become a bitch and proud. He will tell you to use the queen's english and you can refer to him as the United Bloody Kingdom. He will call you a twat, git, wanker, and more but you shall respect his tea-loving ass and union jack bandana. Matters related to independence make him sick and who knows what happened to his eyebrows? At times he can make us laugh and at others he is a cinnamon roll that we all love.

-Who's that with the union jack guitar?
-My, well that's Arthur Kirkland.

-Are those-?
-Iggybrows? Yes, yes they are.

by gAH I need a life January 30, 2018

Kirkland Drymount

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.

"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."

by Anonomystical March 18, 2009