Kevin Smith

Has a short thick penis, much like a tuna can.

Man, did you see Kevin Smith’s cock? It looks like a can of tuna.

by Andre Blanco March 20, 2019

kevinhillygus

the most ignorant fag in all of Montana

wow kevinhillygus is such a fag
ya Abram is way cooler

by o0Abram0o February 13, 2010

Kevin Chen

The most common name among the overseas Chinese community. Also known as the Chinese version of "John Smith".

A: "Do you know my friend Kevin Chen?"
B: "The one from Berkeley?"
A: "No, I mean the smarter one."
B: "The one from Harvard?"
A: "No, I mean the one from Stanford."
B: "Wow! How many Kevin Chen's are there?"

by KevinChen@Stanford March 2, 2019

Kevin Spacey

the act of sexually harassing/assaulting a minor then coming out of the closet to justify it.

I don’t remember pulling a Kevin Spacey 30 years ago but I’m gay now so it’s totally fine.

by Didjaeatyetpodcast November 2, 2017

Kevin the Pigeon

One Direction's 6th member. He's Louis' pigeon and he freaking loves him. You may have seen Louis hanging out with Kevin in One Direction's video diary titled:One Direction - Video Diary 4.... Can't find out where Louis is? He's probably with Kevin. Or with Harry. Either one.

*Sees a pigeon*
Normal people: *Scare it away*
Directioners: OMG IT'S KEVIN THE PIGEON. KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Directioner:) August 30, 2012

kevin federline

verb

(also federline)

1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future

2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure

3. To hoodwink

noun

1. A talentless shit stain

(v) Remember that rich slut, Sarah? John federlined the fuck out of her. She's having his bastard in a few months.

(v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!

(n) - Let's rap battle, Jamerius.
- You's a kevin federline, duke.

by Jeff T August 3, 2005

Kevina

Is often a girls name, symbolizes for the most amazing, caring, understanding person on Earth. Often obsessed with food and has trust issues. The Kevina chooses the people who she trusts really carefully, once you get to know her really well she is one of the best friends that will never leave you. The Kevina has wild and crazy ideas that will turn out to be really good memories, she will often surprise you and cheer you up at worst times. Kevina should be the favorite name on Earth

kevina is obsessed with Nutella

by XD_DC is the best December 30, 2016