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Has a short thick penis, much like a tuna can.
Man, did you see Kevin Smith’s cock? It looks like a can of tuna.
by Andre Blanco March 20, 2019
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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a stalker who you will probably find in the background of all of your pictures.
my god.... theres a kevin smith outside my window!
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Writer, director, actor. Created Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl and a Clerks cartoon that only aired two episodes. Has appeared in Vulgar, Daredevil, one of the Scream movies, and the TV shows Yes, Dear and Degrassi. Currently working on Passion of the Clerks, Clerks the Cartoon and probably another comic book movie.
Damn! Kevin Smith has awesome movies!
by metibo March 23, 2005
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A director/producer/writer/actor who plays Silent Bob in all his films. All his films are usually hilarious and also always contain Jay and Silent Bob. He loves comics and even owns a comic book shop called Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash located in New Jeresy. Is married and to further prove his love for comics he has a daughter named Harley Quinn (care to take a guess where he got that name?). He also loves hockey (indicated in his films) and is proud to be from New Jeresy. He has written a few plots for comics and was a writer for the doomed project Superman Lives until he quit. Overall awesome guy.
Huttah I got to go to the mall where Mallrats was shot at (Eden Prarie Center). What now?
by Eric May 11, 2005
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