Jazzertard

Leotard worn while jazzercising. Outfit worn for jazzercise workout.

Maxine's jazzertard left little to the imagination, much to the jazzercise instructor's delight.

by Spank Puncherella2 June 7, 2018

jizzer fizzer

when you jizz in someones mouth and they gargle your cum.

that girl last night did a jizzer fizzer and she choked.

by bramo2 March 17, 2010

Jazzercise

(v): Something even homosexuals will bitch slap a dude for doing. The ultimate in self emasculation.

Suburban Dad 1: Hey Jim! what did you get arrested for last night?

Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!

Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.

by Not Jim, definitely not Jim June 16, 2009

al jizzera

dumping a pallet of jizz on an al-queda member.

those disrespectful terrorists get whats coming to them, al jizzera on all of them.

by mrbomangles March 1, 2011

jizzer's crust

1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.

2. The son of god.

1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."

2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"

by Jizzers Crust June 21, 2006

jizzerk

To gesture brief and aggressive phallic masturbation and climax to show one's displeasure with another person's actions or words, sometimes ending with a jizz-chuck towards the person in question. Often used as an aggressive and offensive gesture.

Karl: Man, I was so pissed off with their decision.
Hayley: What did you do?
Karl: I jizzerked all over the boardroom table and left, fuck them!
Hayley: Right on.

by appleslaps June 25, 2014

Towel Jizzer

Someone who jizzes in a towel, groaning under their sheets at night, only to be found by your unsuspecting roommate.
ie: Jantzen.

"Jantzen, you towel jizzer!"

by NarNar October 7, 2004