Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009

Joseph Joestar

The sexiest JoJo

Oh my god Joseph Joestar is so hot!

by nemvicces May 7, 2021

bedroom jousting

The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.

Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"

Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."

by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010

Justaway

An instrument of feudal terrorism disguised as a toy to fool the less intellectual.

"Manager, it looks like the Justaways have gone off by accident!"

by TurkeyFried November 28, 2009

Johnny Joestar

Disabled mf from JoJos 7. wears a hoodie cus that nigga got drip

Ayo there go Johnny Joestar He be lookin fresh in that hoodie

by HornyAss778 March 2, 2021

jodio joestar

Jodio Joestar is the main protagonist of the ninth part of the JoJo series, The JOJOLands.
He is a 15 yeard old gangster living in Hawaii with his elder brother and his mother.
His stand is the November Rain.

"Who is the JoJo of part nine?"
"Jodio Joestar"

by Incognitux February 17, 2023

josta

The best soft drink in the history of the world. Pepsi's short-lived venture into the field of making a soda that's actually GOOD was a tasty, guarana-filled fruit delicacy.

"Damn, this Josta drink kicks ass!"

by Moggraider January 19, 2005