jibit

another word for joint, comes from switzerland

dude, thats a long jibit.
lets start smoking the jibit.

by starsucks February 20, 2017

Jizztan

A term to describe severely pale human beings.

"That guy looks like he got a jizztan!"

by Pooolb December 2, 2011

jizztot

An adjective outlying the term "fan boy" but 12 notches higher. A jizztot is the supreme of fan boys.

"Hey, you See that kid over there. Biggest Jennifer Lawrence jizztot ever."

by chocotrain February 12, 2015

Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.

"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."

by Don Horseman August 4, 2016

jizinal

A device found in upscale restaurants and homes for the purpose of male masturbation and the "catching of the jizz"

We had dinner at a 5 Star steak restaurant and it was so good when I finished I had to use the jizinal to release my pleasure!

by Urban humor November 8, 2015

Jizztown

A town, school or place that is full of jizzable people.

That school is an absolute jizztown, there is so many peng girls there.

by Walkeeeeer April 13, 2011

Jizztastic

Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.

This song is jizztastic!

-or-

You look jizztastic today!

by lolicakes February 26, 2011