Jesus Jizzer

A person who is so religious, they want to slam it in your face any chance they get. You can often tell even from their bumper stickers. These people are said to be "jizzin' for Jesus."

"Aww, man! They have the fish on their trunk AND they're going slow. Damn Jesus Jizzers!

by nicatnite February 20, 2011

jizzerciser

1-One whose considers masturbation and sex exercise.

2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.

Guy 1: Why don't you exercise sometimes. Then maybe you could get some ass.
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you

by Incredible edible medicals September 15, 2005

jeezers kriced!

An exclamation of surprise, horror, pain, disgust, et cetera a misspelling of the name of a religious icon from obscure mythology.

Jeezers kriced! (Or just "Jeezers!") Check the size of the ass on that bitch! Has it just gotten dark?

by jacobsjacobs September 4, 2013

Jazzertard

Leotard worn while jazzercising. Outfit worn for jazzercise workout.

Maxine's jazzertard left little to the imagination, much to the jazzercise instructor's delight.

by Spank Puncherella2 June 7, 2018

jizzer fizzer

when you jizz in someones mouth and they gargle your cum.

that girl last night did a jizzer fizzer and she choked.

by bramo2 March 17, 2010

Jazzercise

(v): Something even homosexuals will bitch slap a dude for doing. The ultimate in self emasculation.

Suburban Dad 1: Hey Jim! what did you get arrested for last night?

Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!

Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.

by Not Jim, definitely not Jim June 16, 2009

al jizzera

dumping a pallet of jizz on an al-queda member.

those disrespectful terrorists get whats coming to them, al jizzera on all of them.

by mrbomangles March 1, 2011