jackin off

when a male tug and pulls on his attachment until thick, oozy liquid comes shooting out of the sometimes small part of a males body. But if your names Jonny, said attachment is huge.

Damn dude, i just finished jackin off, now i feel so relaxed and ready for the day.

by Kevin Nunez January 2, 2012

Jackin It

Too pleasure one's self in a sexual way

T: dude i was jackin it major last night!

by Martyn Mcfly December 24, 2007

Jackin' and Clackin'

When someone is tap dancing and jacking off at the same time.

The students who did a performance of Jackin' and Clackin' for the talent show were expelled.

by Tuturuu~~ March 22, 2016

Jackin the Bean stock

When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is his best friend.

I have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. Damn horny bastards...

by Midnitesun November 3, 2003

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011

Jackin Squiff

A slang term reffering to the act of sexual intercourse. Or the act of hijacking vagina.

"Dude, you smell like ass, have you been jackin squiff"?

by J Langley November 23, 2006

jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.

Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.

by J Benj November 5, 2007