A Jabberwoky (jabber - WOKE- ee) is a person loudly performing being “woke.” This person may mansplain their wokeness to you, or talk incessantly about their one “ethnic friend” all the while betraying how much personal work they much do related to issues of equity.

Did you see her tweet about her new book on equity training? She’s a real Jabberwoky.

Jabberwoky by Bdubsidy April 9, 2019

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Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock

♪...Has wicked and vicious claws. And if you don’t run right now, you’ll spend Christmas in his jaws!♪

In Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock, it’s not just the Jabberwock, though. It’s also the Wildkin that spawns. Those Jabberwocks are also Scarlet ones named Rudolph and Wildkins look like emperor penguins.

Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

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Jabberwokey

A person who is “woke”. Not dissimilar from a redneck.

Man, these jabberwokeys are super sorry now that they can’t afford gas for their Vespas and they Uncle Joe is outlawing their menthols and flavored vapes….

Jabberwokey by Gangstamedic June 10, 2021

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jabberwoken

plural word describing jab recipient who demands that folks get jabs or else lose employment, relationships, memberships, or other considerations. constantly talking or posting demands that folks get jabs. claims that refusing to get jabs is insensitive or an assault.

I am so sick of jabberwoken demanding that I get a jab or else.

jabberwoken by lyin' doc May 18, 2023

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