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Insane Clown Posse

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You realy searched them? ok then, the insane clown posse is a talentless, retarded looking and acting, clown "band". Every song has the words mother fucker in it, and they typically like to refer to them and their teenage pothead highschool dropouts fanbase as juggalos(or however you spell it, i couldnt give a shit). I would not recommend this group to anyone who can hear, fuck it, anyone with ears.

they like to think of themselves as kind of a gang, working in teams to weed out da haterzz and bring them to justice. but what theyre really doing is giving sensible peoplle something to laugh hysterrically at when they come up to you in a hat that has some man with a hatchet on it saying theyre gonna kick your ass. well, i say a real band will carry a fucking axe and destroy you (such as into the moat).

they like to think they are tough, but on the contrary, they are a bunch of pussies who will drop off of the face of the earth until in twenty years when VH1 is doing a "shitty music from 2001-2010" special, a fifty year old dane cook will make fun of them and their horribly put together music videos. *middle finger*
James: man you heard dat new Insane Clown Posse cd-izzle? itzz offada chian fo real juggalo.
Me: you just called me juggalo....im going to walk away and come back in 5 minutes...if youre NOT listening to something good like The Ghost Inside the shit will hit the fan.
by Brock.ashton September 18, 2009
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Insane Clown Posse

A couple of talentless retards who 'rap' about unnecessarily violent and disturbing things. Personally, I think they should be shut down because they fucking suck ass and probably have the IQ of a homeless mentally ill crackhead black man. Their followers, 'juggalos and juggalettes', are incredibly annoying because all they do is run their giant retard mouths about how they'll fuck anyone up who messes with their 'family.' They are typically overweight suburbanites who pretend to be tough and hardcore.
Actual sample of Insane Clown Posse lyrics:

"yeah, maybe I can stand a little Conway Twitty while I'm sucking on redneck titty."

-the lyrical masterpeice, "Redneck Hoe"
by antijuggalo March 1, 2009
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1. Insane Clown Posse is a good band
by Esa4 September 13, 2019
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Insane Clown Posse

Two Assholes Clowns who think its cool to
Rap about killing and other creepy shit.
(Insane Clown Posse):Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
by Jaqub January 9, 2008
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Insane Clown Posse

A "rap" group whose raps consist mainly of curse words. They have a cult following, almost religious like, called Juggalos/Juggalettes/Juggahoes who believe when they die they will go to "Shangri-La," a ficticious place that nobody normal would even want to go to because it would be defiled with a bunch of 13 year old kids whose brains can't comprehend more than the word "fuck."
13 year old kid: Insane Clown Posse. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuck. Fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. FUCK! Fuck fuck fuck.
12.5 year old kid: Fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
by robart the gr8 November 6, 2006
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Insane Clown Posse

Stupid ass faggot 'rappers' who paint their faces like clowns and think their the shit for cussing in every sentence of their shittily written songs . I hope all the juggalos die and go to their fucking retarded clown heaven sucking clown dick. ICP is the stupidest group to ever get signed. And the followers are fucking ridiculous crazy people who want to kill everyone who's sane and hates this group. What the fuck has the world come to.
"yo, man, i'm a fucking dope ass dude who listens to insane clown posse."
by afljkjsdfjaosdgja May 1, 2010
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Insane Clown Posse

fuckin cracka ass rockerz that think they can rhyme. the fuckin homos should change the name from insane clown posse to insane clown pussies
guy 1: who iz insane clown posse?
guy 2: fuckin cum sippin fags that love hard dick
by Leeharveyoswald May 12, 2007
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