ingt

acronym for "i'm not gay though"

dude nice pants! INGT

by cooollll kidddd September 2, 2011

ingasm

When you reach the point of no return and flex the PC muscle, causing the semen to be blocked and possibly shoot into the bladder.

Billy woke up in the middle of a wet dream. Instinctively, he flexed his PC muscle so nothing got in his underwear. It was an ingasm.

by triggersf October 3, 2012

inetsomnia

When you stay up late surfing the internet, a combination of inet (short for internet) and insomnia

Dude, you nearly fell asleep in class today!
Yeah, I had a bad case of inetsomnia last night..

by random_NN July 1, 2011

Ington Worthy

A nickname often given to people called Phoebe. It can also be used to make words sound cooler, by adding 'ington' and 'worthy' to the end of the word.

It is an extension for ordinary words.

Cakington Cakeworthy
She's such an ington Worthy

Go ington, to the worthy, it's ington Worthy!

by Jessixredd March 10, 2013

Ingestion defense

A reason given for a failed drug screen

When called into the manager’s office and informed of his failure to pass

a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”

“What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.

“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.

“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.

by PEARKAY April 24, 2014

Ingestigate

Ingestigate: A method of investigation by which an individual ingests something.

I heard that there's an awesome new burger at the local burger joint. We should go ingestigate it.

by Geimanx August 16, 2016

ingesclave

Mix of the french words "ingénieur"(engineer) and "esclave"(slave). French word often used by engineering students in internships/apprenticeships to describe how the company in which they work exploits them.

Alice : "Aw man, I was hired as a developper but I am currently working on client specifications..."
Bob : "Damn, I was supposed to do maintenance on machineries but I am currently juste reporting bugs in our software to the IT guys"

Alice : "We are treated like ingesclaves here"

by Stuten August 10, 2023