An individual having erectile dysfunction performing non-consensual intercourse exciting himself by practising oral or anal sex, masturbation or mutual masturbation in order to recover his sexual defectiveness.
by censor1 October 16, 2010

When a man can't get it up, everything bothers him. He whines, throws tantrums and if someone mentions the word "laid" the rage takes over.
I'm sick of hearing my roommate railing these girls. Damn, this impotent rage. Vengeance shall be mine!!!
by Time2suffa October 28, 2013

Main Entry: Impotent Rojerk
Pronunciation: 'im-p&-t&nt 'rä-j&rk
Function: noun
1 : person unable to have sexual intercourse because of erectile dysfunction; broadly : STERILE
Pronunciation: 'im-p&-t&nt 'rä-j&rk
Function: noun
1 : person unable to have sexual intercourse because of erectile dysfunction; broadly : STERILE
"How was sex with your man last night?"
"Who? You mean, Impotent Rojerk? He couldn't even get his equipment up."
"Dang, Viagara at age 22. How could he bear the shame!?"
"Who? You mean, Impotent Rojerk? He couldn't even get his equipment up."
"Dang, Viagara at age 22. How could he bear the shame!?"
by Ellie Sah April 21, 2005

I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.
by 011000110 August 26, 2022

by Impotent ma- May 14, 2022

by endize April 26, 2022

impotence beam is a high level spell that is cast at a target to cause permanent loss to have kids. May be undone by using a second Impotence beam.
Warrior: What was that spell you just used.
Wizard: Idk you'll find out later. But it definitely not an impotence beam so don't worry.
Wizard: Idk you'll find out later. But it definitely not an impotence beam so don't worry.
by Dat Wizard February 1, 2025
