i/t punk

An Information Technology person, oblivious to the problem they themselves created who sends nasty aggressive directives in notes or messages ALL IN CAPS WITH REPEATED WORDS & EXCLAMAITON POINTS to others trying to help them fix the problem they created. Often in BOLD and in COLOR!!

Did you read the note from that user this morning who hung up the system that said NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER CANCEL MY JOB / PROGRAM!!! F*ckin' I/T Punk.

by DRNEMdr nem May 11, 2017

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I.T.P.

I.T.P.= Intent To Party

You say it when you just want to get wasted and party like a rockstar.

"Were going to Jared's this weekend with hella I.T.P."

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"I.T.P. BITCH!"

by Slappin Poot January 27, 2010

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i.t.s.

"In The Shit" Synonymous with being in a war zone, particularly Iraq.

We've gone i.t.s. We've given up all necessities and aquired a thirst for blood.

by sweet ray April 24, 2008

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i.t. bagging

A high-tech variation of the classic teabag. The act of surprising a viewer of a Web Cam by slowly lowering and raising your nuts into the top of the view of the camera.

When Nicky and Cole were Web chatting, Cole directed Nicky's attention to his new poster in his room and disappeared from view. As Nicky was checking out the poster, Cole snuck behind his laptop, stradled it without being seen, and began lowering and raising his nuts into the top of the camera view... I.T. Bagging Nicky.

by CDeez April 12, 2014

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I.T.B

I.T.B stands for Insecure Trick Bitch. Typically a being who acts like there the s*** or a hard ass gangsta nigga boss. But it's all a facade & there tricking you because deep down with your lie detector meter of your own powers, they are actually compensating for there insecure little bitchness of themselves that they are hiding.. Some of these I.T.B beings are selfish disgusting pedo ritualistic child murderers the big winners of society & real bad ass bro and tough, NOT! These beings usually prey on the weak or 3D beings who are Theists typically & sometimes neuralize them suggesting everytime there a INSECURE Trick Bitch. These beings are sometimes 4D beings & they also like to conceal 3D beings who are Theists through 4D black holes or portals into other Negative feelings based Universes (Yaldabaoth Universe for example) in the Seventh Region of Hell (Not the First or second Region but the un-called for weird Seventh Region no one should really go to) trapped in Simulation Virtual Realities. I.T.B will also when you confront them about there 4D bull shit activities like there black holes or portals will be such an ass hat that they will play dumb and act like they don't know what your talking about. I.T.B typically can be found in weight rooms lifting 250lbs with 1 rep and 1 set and acting all hard. While the actual bad ass is going ham with 250 lbs at 30 reps. I.T.B can also be found at pools with children in bathing suits planning there abduction & GOD.. KNOWS.. what

Hey what's up King Leonidas I saw you were lifting 300lbs and than that I.T.B tryed to show you up and fell backwards doing one rep what you did 30 Reps of. Yeah Saint Michael he's a Insecure Trick Bitch Lol..

by It 1111 September 27, 2018

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