I-Tach 

A rhythm found in emergency departments, predominantly in the western and southwestern United States. "Tach" is slang for the prefix "tachy-", which means "abnormally rapid".

CONTEXT: Where V-Tach (ventricular tachycardia - an "an abnormally fast heart rate orginating from the bottom of the heart") is a lethal heart rhythm, I-Tach is not lethal... just annoying.

INCIDENCE: I-Tach is most common among elderly Hispanic females -- with a hangnail, a rash, painful urination, or some other dire "emergency" -- with 370 relatives surrounding the gurney upon which she lay.

USES: It is used both to gain familial sympathy and to coerce the medical staff to leave the bedside of heart attack, gunshot wound, or similarly trivial patients, and promptly attend to her "emergency" instead.

Abuelita comes in at 3 a.m. with an emergency rash on her ass she's had for three weeks. She lies quietly behind her curtain for forty minutes without uttering a sound... then family shows up. And more family. And more. Suddenly, abuelita begins...

"Ayyyye... Ayyyye... AyyYai..... ¡Ayuda mi, Dios!... AyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAyeAye. Yaiyaiyai..YaiYaiYaiYaiYai.. Ayyyyyyee!"

Witnessing this, you yell out mockingly...

Tony... Dr. Kootersplat... Call a code and get the rash cart to Med-2 STAT... better get a splinter-removal tech down here, too... the lady just went into I-Tach.

I-Tach by Mike Morgan December 26, 2004

Itachi Uchiha 

Itachi Uchiha is the older brother of Sasuke Uchiha, child prodigy from the Uchiha Clan. During the times of Itachi’s childhood he was hailed as the child prodigy of the Uchiha Clan (before Sasuke was born.) He was also the son of Fukago and Mikoto Uchiha, Fukago Uchiha was the leader of the Leaf Police force, and Mikoto Uchiha a Jonin (high rank ninja.) Soon at the age of 10 Itachi surpassed his parents and possibly everyone and became a Jonin. He joined ANBU at 13

(Special assassination and Tactical Force.) After this he went in part to join the Akatsuki (a force

which has people who are “abnormal”) But soon the amount of people form this clan decreased due to his assassination of his own clan.

You’re Itachi Uchiha from the Uchiha Clan, huh?
Aren’t you one of the last members of the Uchiha Coan

Itachi Uchiha by Tacky Tan Boi July 24, 2018

Itachi 

The elder brother of Uchiha Sasuke, missing nin of Konohagakure. Slaughtered his entire town including his family but left his one little brother (Sasuke) alive to seek revenge against him. Was once captain in his ANBU team, possesses the SHARINGAN, and is totally bad-ass.

"Foolish brother... if you want to kill me.. then hate, spite, and survive pathetically, run, and run... and cling desperately to life."

Itachi by uchiha itachi March 6, 2004

Itachi Uchiha 

Itachi Uchiha:Noun
Itachi, the most bad-ass character on the Naruto series. Not only is he good looking, but he's really smart and drives a range rover! Everyone loves Itachi

Guy 1: "You man, do you see that guy right there?"
Guy 2: "The really good looking one that's benching 350 with girls all over him?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, he's totally an Itachi Uchiha"
Guy 2: "I wish I could be as cool, handsome, and smart and Itachi".

Itachi Uchiha by smartipantsmagee October 11, 2012

Itachi 

A super-delicious sexy man who rules the bedroom. A great father/sibling, he cares for all. His bangs make you hot and his eyes cause massive orgasms. He is the reason for living; the reason for dying.

Person: OMG IT'S ITACHI!!
Itachi: Hey...
Person: *Massive orgasm*

Itachi by BlueberryWin August 1, 2009

Itachi 

One of the strongest characters in Naruto, he is the prodigy of the Uchiha clan.

Was the number one rookie at the mere age of 7, had mastered the sharingan at 8, became a Chuunin at 9, and became an ANBU Captain at 13. Now 17, he is considered as one of the best shinobis in Naruto.

He left Konoha after slaughtering his entire family, except for his little brother Sasuke.

Hate me...Run, run, run. Live like a weakling, and learn to have me.

Even he is stronger than me...

Itachi by Siegfried July 13, 2004

itachi uchiha 

the man you need in your life

"I can't live without Itachi Uchiha."

itachi uchiha by dickmedownlevi October 21, 2020