A defecation which increases exponentially in urgency, the closer you get to the toilet. The need to defecation ranges in urgency from "I could probably hold it" when entering the building to "it's turtleheading right now!" as you're lowering you pants.
I didn't need to poop until I got to the restaraunt, then the closer I got to the john, the worse I had to go. It was a complete homing poop.
Asian male who always has a girlfriend with a massive forehead. He will kiss his girl at picture perfect moments, for example on the 4th of July when the fireworks are going off.
A person dissimilar genetically from Homo Sapiens, lacking critical cognitive skills, the ability to learn from mistakes and devoid of any meaningful verbal ability. Should he or she accidentally breed, their progeny will die out within 2 or 3 generations in a fizzle of hyper-Darwinian evolution.
Quit raggin' on poor old Jolene...her daddy was a proto-hominid and the girl can't help the way she is.
She's a chick that makes animation about furries n' shit. Pretty cringey, but she's got a god awful laugh. A fat face, other than that, she dates Pyrocynical. That's about it