humititties

When sweat gathers around ones breasts.

It's so hot, i have humititties.

I can't wear grey tops in this heat. It shows the outline of my humitittes.

by OGT2017 July 5, 2017

put humpty dumpty back toghther

Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.

Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"

by Modak May 13, 2014

Humpty Blumpkin

When you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin.

Read Humpty Blumpkin above . . .

by Broganoff February 22, 2009

Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals

A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie

by EricCC December 9, 2014

humtwt

Humtwt is used by many cat accounts on Twitter. it uses poor grammar as if a cat has written it.

Fern: Here look at the most funniest humtwt ever!
Lenny: Wow that's so funny!

by Toriissad December 23, 2022

humpty hump

Alias of Greg Jacobs, former lead of the Digital Underground, best known for their 1990 hit "The Humpty Dance". Best known for his wearing of a fake nose and glasses during performances for comic effect, and would often refer to this in his raps.

"Hey, remember that video by Humpty Hump where he said he was big like a pickle?"

"I always wondered what happened to Humpty Hump after the 90s. Why did he wear that thing on his nose anyway?"

by Alfred Bundy September 19, 2009

humpty frumpty

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.

Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.

by harpnbard January 21, 2011