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A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 10, 2014
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A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 10, 2014
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My reason, and my people's resons, for despising my own life for multiple years. From ymexperiences, this person is a verbally abusive asshole that makes ridiculous rules and, when applicable, always favors his own children, and makes their lives easier by shitting on yours. This person usually controls your biological mother always, which is blatantly obvious to every person in the environment but her.
Friend: Hey man, how's it going?

What you say: I'm not bad; you?

How you feel: Awful; truly awful. Nothing especially bad happened today with my step dad, but my hate for life is building up so much because of him with no relief that it's hard to stand, and I only have a couple people that can make me feel good. I've lost so much respect for my mother that I can hardly even listen to her speak anymor because of what she's put me through.
by EricCC June 20, 2006
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