Humf

(n.) One who is awkward in social situations and/or quite, but when spoken to he/she will be extremely awkward.

I tried to talk to Kevin today but he is a humf.

Why is Andrew such a humf?

by thatsme111111 September 1, 2009

Humf

a noise u make when someone makes fun of u or when u feel defeated

BackFlip325 (5:14:04 PM): i think your room is secretly clean all the time, like a girls room so your embarressed to let the world know your a girl
BackFlip325 (5:14:19 PM): so you cover it up with saying you have a messy room when in reality it is spotless
BackFlip325 (5:14:22 PM): hahahahahahahahaha
BackFlip325 (5:14:25 PM): jk jk jk jk jk
Duxsailor1 (5:14:25 PM): humf

by Kevin Newkir August 29, 2008

Humf

THE best and most underrated Nick Jr. cartoon EVER!

"hey, i need a show to watch that no one knows about yet i will fall in love with"
"try humf on nick jr"
"ok"

by dictionarydude1307 March 20, 2021

Humf

A British animated children's television program featuring a "furry monster thing" called Humf. The show is centred on the title character and his daily life with his friends and family. The show, each episode of which is about 7 minutes long, is produced by King Rollo Films and Rubber Duck.

Humf is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

humfizzin'

1. the state between fizzing and settling, known as humfizzin'.

2. an event that could have either caused unsettling reactions or tension within a group of friends.

1. I love soda when it's in the humfizzin' stage.
2. She's makin' this conversatinon a little humfizzin'.

by tomato24/7 February 26, 2010

humfuckery

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.

John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.

by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

Humfrey

A misunderstood guy, protective, sometimes will have some anger issues but very tallented,caring and sweet.

boy actor humfrey humphrey

by Jikols16 November 20, 2010