Hepatitis X

An especially rare and deadly variation of hepatitis not yet known to man. It is currently developing in an underground abandoned nuclear lab. When it is released upon the world its toll will be deadly. Symptoms will include extreme pain, followed by an inevitable case of death, accompanied by soul death after physical death.

Juan: Man if I ever get Hepatitis X I think I'll kill myself...

John: Umm...if you get Hepatitis X you will already be dead.

Juan: Then I'll kill myself when I go to heaven/hell.

John: Umm...your soul will die too.

Juan: ...Damnit.

by FuctButSects October 20, 2010

hepatitis g

When you get std but it’s g

“Oh shit, I have vaginosis, but it’s hepatitis g”

by Baps<3 November 19, 2020

herpatitisrhea

It is a fatal form of herpes, hepatitus, and gonorrhea that cum dumpster bitches carry and spread to poor bastards who think they are getting lucky. After contact with herpatitisrhea it will most likely burn when you pee, you will feel abdominal pain, everything will itch especially your balls, you might obtain some scabs, and your penis will probably fall off. Yep and that's what you get for fucking nasty bitches. Sketchikan is the most populated by herpatitisrhea.

"I think that girl from Sketchikan gave me herpatitisrhea cause I almost scratched my balls off and I have scabs. I'm scared."

by mm...hmm August 23, 2011

hepatitis D negitive

1.) mad cow disease

2.) a hairy asshole

1.) this here cows got that hepatitis D negitive so watch yer step

2.) hey dude, i was fuckin this girl last night an she actually liked my hepatitis D negitive.

by K Pack December 23, 2006

herpititus

a std that originalted in Holly Jhonson (AKA Skelitor) now responseble for the death of 7000000000 men and 330000 women

he shit out his guts couse of Skelitors death qwiff

by Bongmaster420 October 3, 2003

Herbatious

Something containing or tasting strongly of herbs and roots. Often times used to describe a consumable. Commonly found in the modern artisan cocktail scene as a descriptor for cocktails or spirits.

The herbatiousness of the cocktail is from the Chartreuse and the botanicals in the gin.

by Vaez_vaez January 21, 2010

Hepatitis herpes

When you get so many sexually transmittited diseases your genitals fall off.

Dude he went to tampa and came back with hepatitis herpes.

by Wanknipple April 20, 2017