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Havenly is a strong feminine last name. At sometimes it can mean a powerful female but in the last name term, it means a beautiful goddess and gentle beast/ogre.
Randy Timothy HAVENLY or Man she was such a havenly

Heavenly Blowjob 

When you are about to nut while having sex or getting a blow job you hang yourself, so instead of the blood running through your brain it rushes down to your penis for an extra cum effect. Afterwards the female or male puts the chair back under your feet so you don't kill yourself.
Person 1: Baby im about to cum, are you ready to give the heavenly blowjob?

Person 2: Yes lets do it quick.
Heavenly Blowjob by Dead Devious December 9, 2010

heavenly virtues, the 

n.

These are known as the polar opposites of the known Seven Deadly Sins. Though not truly known or accepted, they make alot of sense in accord to the sins they oppose:

1. Humility - virtue against Pride. The abundance of silence and accepting ridicule while mastering personal preserverance.
2. Love - virtue against Envy. Inhuman desire to seek the goodness of others for their sake.
3. Kindness - virtue against Wrath. Opening the heart to others with patience, compassion and peace.
4. Zeal - virtue against Sloth. Uncalmly call to action and command, if ordained by God otherwise by personal preserverance.
5. Generosity - virtue against Avaraice/Greed. Similar to Kindness, it is the willingness to accept others by means of letting them acquire credit or praise. Otherwise known as charity.
6. Faith and Temperance - virtue against Gluttony. Accepting the natural limits within a natural balance, it is the human boundaries of stress bound and found.
7. Self Control/Abstinence - virtue against Lust. Prevention of the soul from suffocation. Restraint from the eagerness of pleasure and continued use or consumption of desires.
Humility: I'll admit it. I liked the Carebears... alot.
Love: No! It's not true! He can't be gay!
Kindness: San Francisco! Lend me your rainbow flags!
Zeal: WE ARE GAY!!!
Generosity: ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO YOU!!!
Faith and Temperance: That's enough! ENOUGH! There's BLOOD already!
Self Control/Abstinence - Alright fine you win, but next time...

Heavenly Hot Lunch 

Sexual fetish wherein one partner defecates in their partner's mouth and then wraps their head in plastic wrap... and the shit on their face is the last thing they know before they die. A much more lethal variation of Hot Lunch. Could also be considered a "reverse vegetarian hot lunch".
"I heard the coroner said Jim died of a heavenly hot lunch. Lucky bastard."
Heavenly Hot Lunch by YlerSkay September 1, 2008

Heavenly Days! 

Fibber: Molly, I think I popped a tire!
Molly: Oh, heavenly days!
Heavenly Days! by Mr. Omega. October 21, 2008
A french metal band that kicks the pure shit out of any and every metal group out there. Unfortunatly they're not as popular as they should be, but still have a decent number of fans.
Me: Hey did you listen to heavenly's new album?
Friend: *listening to metalica* wha? Who the hell are they?
Me: Figures >__>
Heavenly by Punkdood May 26, 2007