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a hard man is good to find

A hard man is good to find is what I tell my cadet roomie when he walks around naked with a raging boner.
A hard man is good to find is what I tell Matt when he walks around waving his his dick in my face!
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
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hard like a mug

Harder than hard. Ice-cold.
"Hey, you see that car outside? Man, that shit is hard like a mug."
by pass the mic. April 16, 2004
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half a hard on

1) self explanatory- a half hard penis. 2)a dummy, a half wit, can't think clearly
1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.
by themacal November 29, 2006
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hard for a shard

when a male meth addict wants meth so bad he actually gets a hard on when he sees a meth rock
dude i havent done any meth all day omg i just got hard for a shard
by bellyboy65 September 26, 2012
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That's a Hard Unsubscribe For Me

When you see something and instantly know you want to have nothing to do it. The figurative version of projectile vomiting on command.

Typically seen in pet peeve situations, or when someone in a group mentions they want to order Indian Food.
Keanen: Haha oh Fuck, look at Coach's presser, he was hamming it up today. Talking wrestling. He really keeps the boys loose, eh.

Demmers: Ugh, That's a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.
by Mike109999 February 16, 2022
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When you find a song you really like, listen to over and over until you can't listen to it anymore, but you can't listen to any other song either, rendering you from being able to listen to music
"man, i listened to Feel me Flow by Naughty by Nature 62 times in one day according to itunes, but i can't listen to anything else, I'm Between a song and a hard place"
by Quit Raping my Cat January 16, 2010
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Hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work

Very very hot. Can be temperture or being hot as in sexually hot.
1. It's hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work in here.
2. That Kathy is hotter than a whore's belly after a hard night's work.
by Deep blue 2012 May 1, 2010
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