Hammertoe

When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.

Holy shit look at that dudes hammertoe!!!!!

by peteypablo204 December 3, 2009

hammertime

time to hammer. time to rail. thanks mc hammer

The sanitation worker at the phoenix open looked her up and down and repeated the single word hammertime over and over

by Dreesey February 10, 2007

hammertong

To masturbate violently, as if in an attempt to punish your dong.

Why's Paul limping so hard? Did he screw up his hamstring again? Naw, he can't walk straight because he's been up all night hammertonging! He probably blew out his prostate!

by Ice-D July 17, 2006

Hammergooned

Becoming highly intoxicated after a long day of consuming alcohol. Belligerent to everybody, and all surroundings.

We went taligating last Sunday, and by the end of the game, we we're totally hammergooned.

by diddy mcgoonigan April 18, 2010

hammerous

The act of of being unusually amorous when hammered (drunk).

I was sorry to have missed the happy hour, as I was told Jezebel did shots and was unusually hammerous to anyone in her vicinity.

by bartear September 23, 2020

Hammeratosis

The act or art of waking up drunk. Not having a hangover apon waking but still delightfully drunk. Still intoxicated in the morning, yet pain free.

I got so fucked up last night that I had hammeratosis till about ten o'clock! What a blast that was.
What are you so happy about? Man, I'm just enjoying my full on case of hammeratosis.

by The Big Dadu September 29, 2008

Hammertime

Hammer.. Time

Cant touch this!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003