halfa

Short of half a virgin. For one to be a halfa, they would to have only experienced oral sex.

dude, ben and i are total halfas.

by halffster(: August 10, 2009

Halfass Backwards

Used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all.
Used to describe something that was completed halfass and completely backwards.

Also, a BLoG created by Ego. HalfassBackwards.com

The world is such a Halfass Backwards place that I choose to visit HalfassBackwards.com for a good laugh.

by HalfassBackwards.com April 21, 2009

halfalog

The only part of the dialog that you hear when some cell phoney is yapping next to you.

Some guy was sitting next to me at the airport talking to his girl friend, but I only heard the halfalog.

by bixxx October 21, 2010

Hatfag

Someone, usually male, who finds it necessary to always wear a hat. Whether it be the same hat, or an entire collection, a hat must be worn for every occasion to be considered Hatfag.

See Also: Faghat

I was waiting in my car for Carlos for ten minutes, and when he finally came out, he realized he had forgotten his hat, and took another five minutes looking for it. Carlos is a big time hatfag.

by Notta Hatfag April 4, 2011

halfasleep

That tingly-tickley feeling you get when your foot is half-asleep.

When he thought his foot was not asleep anymore, he stood up and realized it was halfasleep because it tingled and tickled him.

by thatgirlovertherexx May 24, 2011

halfassed

What a parent says when you do your chore completely perfect or completely shitty

You halfassed your bathroom

by TylerMas0n January 16, 2017

[halfassedly]

the act of something half-assed being done

1.)fuck, i have a paper due tomorrow.
2.)don't u dare do it halfassedly

by vanillaxbabe March 31, 2009