hairline

something you don't have

your hairline is like my best friend: imaginary!!!!!!!

your hairline spells janky in cursive!!!!!!

by Tofunator June 18, 2010

mcdonalds hairline

Glob_Frank

why frank got a mcdonalds hairline

by ayelmao123 August 15, 2019

Hairline

When the corner of your hairline is receding so much so that it looks like a right angle.

Jake: "Oi bruv, are you losing your hair?"

Rhys: "What?!"

Jake: "Yeah bruv. It looks like a right angle in that corner."

Rhys: "You're right my hairline's fucked."

by Glyndwr February 23, 2017

Zaids Hairline

A gay ass person who’s high on meth and likes to pretend he’s harambae but behind his back everyone knows he actually looks like harmbae but can’t get any baes!

Wo man chill your being like Zaids hairline!

by Zaids fat hairline March 4, 2019

Haironautics

(n)the theory and practice of hair restoration

Hey, you're no longer a slaphead. Have you been to a clinic. No I read a book on haironautics and as you can see I am no longer bald.

by Michael Pettett August 28, 2006

haironautics

(also haironautic, haironautical) Elaborately and clearly artificially sculpted hairstyles that require a degree in engineering to create and maintain, and that in some cases could carry the wearer aloft were it not for the pounds of product required to achieve them. Found most commonly at weddings. As an adjective, used to describe the products and tools required to accomplish these hair arrangements that appear to defy the laws of physics.

Antonym: hairgonomics

Wedding guest 1: "Is it just me, or are the bridesmaids in this wedding sporting some serious haironautics?"

Wedding Guest 2: "For sure, that last gust of wind would have sent the one with the wingy things airborne if she hadn't been weighed down by all that product."

by terminally.ill June 13, 2009

Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.

Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."

by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022