hairkini

chest hair shaved to resemble a bra (including straps in the back)

Summer is prime hairkini season.

by Colonel Kustard November 11, 2008

hairkini

1. The excess of fur on a female's cooter. Named for its striking resemblance to a bikini bottom composed of hair.
2. Any and all cooter hair that starts just below the navel, and streches in force to the small of the "female's" back.
3. Not only a fashion statement, but also a source of security, as one's hands, and/or cock can not penetrate the furry box.
4. Any type of vagina hair that is commonly found in 60s and 70s porn.

1. Yo, this bitch Sally dropped her pants, and I didn't even see anything cause she was sportin' a damn hairkini.
2. Despite what you may think, Daniel is convinced that Sally wears a dense hairkini.

by Jewthro October 7, 2008

King Harkinian

The King on the Zelda CD-i games. He stars in thousands of YouTube Poops, and his line "Mah Boi..." has spawned an Internet Meme.

Mah boi, this dinner is what all true Triforces of Courage DIE for
-King Harkinian

by TheFartingBaby September 28, 2009

Harkinian

The king of hyrule from Cd-i wand of gamalon and link faces of evil. He wants his dinner.

King Harkinian wants his dinner.

by Muchomario July 9, 2009

King Harkinian

The Ruler of Hyrule who wants his dinner, he mostly eats legos and gets his rum stolen by link. He also makes things in lua c

Wow did you see King Harkinian's work?

by FunnyFace29 August 19, 2017

Hairinista

Obsessed with hair, mainly their own.

What a fag, Hes a Hairinista!

by Hairinista! April 23, 2012

King Harkinian

King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).

The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:

I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house

Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2023