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Gravitational Tantrum 

A temper tantrum during which your child drops to the floor and writhes around as if being sucked into the floor by a massive gravitational pull.
My husband woke our son as he took him out of his car seat, which usually leads to disaster. Sure enough, as soon as we went inside the house, he pulled one of those gravitational tantrums.
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gravitationally challenged

When a woman's breasts hang abmormally low on her body
Her tits sure hang low. That girl is gravitationally challenged

gravitational pull 

oh hola cómo estás mi amigo? ¿tú quieres una gravitational pull durante la película? ohhhh sí mommi oh sí

ohhhh okay papí

translated: oh hello my friend, do you want a blowjob during the movie?
oh yes mom
oh okay papa
gravitational pull by price$$$$ April 12, 2017

Gravitational Invite 

A invite so powerfull it invites everything around it
John: You should come to my party Josh, you should come to Marry
Josh: (after John left) HA! You got caught in my invite's gravity field.
Marry: Gravitational Invite's the bomb!
Gravitational Invite by Pabulum January 8, 2008

gravityspoon 

1) complete flamer
2)things u cant live without
ur such a gravity spoon big gay ed.
gravityspoon by ssttiinngg April 3, 2003

gravityspoon 

John Cotter's Screen Name
my screen name is gravityspoon and dan is gay.
gravityspoon by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Gravitational coochie 

A girl who is so nastyand so warn out her coochie has developed it's own gravitational pull and any guy close enough gets pulled in.
"Have you seen Jon recently"
"Didn't you hear?"
"Hear what?"

"Man he walked by Katina yesterday and disappeared she has gravitational coochie bro"
"Bro. Not Jon that poor dude she trash man"