grandfatherphobia

Being scared of grandpas

My friend Nev has grandfatherphobia

by TheGunslingerYT April 5, 2022

Argentinian Grandfather

Awesome guy, he lives near Buenos Aires and speaks Spanish with a central European accent. His closet is full of brown suits. He used to be an electric repairman in the 40s. His favorite drink is Fanta and his name is "Heinz von Schrettenberg"

My Argentinian Grandfather from Buenos Aires just called and said that Fanta is the "superior beverage"

by IntergalactalEnergy July 14, 2023

great-great-grandfather

Great-grandparent's father.

My great-great-grandfather is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

grantfag

One who takes pleasure in taunting others, yet begins to cry or lash out violently when the situation is turned around.

"Quit crying, Grantfag, don't be so sensitive!"
"Gee whiz, that grantfag sure got upset when everyone was laughing at him!"

by Definitions 'R' Us December 12, 2008

Grandfather Clock Syndrome

Where one's testicles hang so low that they swing between its owner's two legs like the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

Scott: how come we never go to the pool dude?
Jose: I have Grandfather Clock Syndrome

by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009

Grandfather

An extremely powerful evil adult that once ruled the world with an iron fist while forcing children to work in Tapioca Factories.

Father: The one evil greater than I is, Grandfather!

by Christerphopher May 18, 2015

grandfathering

Keeping a plan for your cellphone even though they don't offer it anymore.

Verizon doesn't have unlimited data anymore, but since I got my phone when they did, I'm grandfathering it.

by dralexxx September 18, 2013