3 definitions by nate hawthorn

Grandfather Clock Syndrome

Where one's testicles hang so low that they swing between its owner's two legs like the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

Scott: how come we never go to the pool dude?
Jose: I have Grandfather Clock Syndrome

by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009

pompalankas

The juiciest, plumpest, most supple breasts from which the fluid of life flows. (None of that veiny shit.)

Guy: dam shit man i just grabbed me some well good pompalankas
Friend: well i just munched a minge

by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009

Massive NRG

The possession of vitality and great force, usually reserved for sex and high-fives.

Guy: dude, I just gave Terry some of my massive NRG and she was pantin on da floor
Friend: dude that was so wicked, now give me some of dat massive NRG!

by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009