granny swear

V. To swear like a grandmother, or, more generally, like an elderly woman, using phrases such as "dogonit," "fiddlesticks," and other mild interjections such as these.

Grandmother: "Oh fiddlesticks! I burnt the biscuits. Dogonit if this darn oven don't work right."
John: "Wow, granny, don't you know you shouldn't granny swear?"

by stuckMan March 4, 2015

grandyidea

@grandyidea is a stan account on twitter that is owned by kaspar. his account is definitely the BEST stan twitter account ever created and outsold everyone else!

grandyidea just tweeted!! he’s the best person ever!!

grandyidea is the BIGGEST sweetener stan!!

by slayziana October 10, 2020

your granny tranny

A roast or one’s mother’s mother in saying she is transgender.

Carl-“your dad lesbian”
Lug-“your granny tranny”
Carl-*dies*

by Salty Dry March 11, 2018

granny don't

To masterbate. Taken from the popular sketch comedy show Cheppelle's Show. The sketch refered to involved a man's Granny walking in on him masterbating in the bathroom.

Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.

Person 1: I'm hungry. I wonder what's in the kitchen...
Person 2: Granny don't!

Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"

by CaptainJonus May 14, 2006

gracy

Ahh. When you think of Gracy you thing of original. Yes she is, very understanding, so pretty. She is noble she stands up for all that is right. Has big dreams and knows how to presue them. She is the most beautiful girl your ever meet. But, don’t let her down only then she will be a pain in your ass.

Gracy ... I love you .

by 1234love1234 December 24, 2017

Ur granny tranny

Worse than Ur mom gay and Ur dad lesbian put together. Has been known to put people into permanent comas from which no one ever awakens.belived to transport unaware ni🅱🅱as to other dimensions where they do not return

Carl:"Ur granny tranny

Squiddly McSquiddles:*dies*

by Ur gay bled March 10, 2018

granny cheese

The pungeant yeasty paste that forms in the creases under the sagging breasts of post-menopausal women.

Old Lady Brown was out of yeast so she scraped a little of her granny cheese into her bread dough.

by Mr. Spuckey July 16, 2014