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Google that bitch

A phrase used when a statement one has previously made comes into question. This phrase can only be used when one is absolutely sure that the previous statement is factual. The "bitch" in question is the subject of the statement under question, which does not necessarily have to be female or canine.
"Did you know Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it?"

"No way, that's an urban legend."

"Bullshit, Google that bitch."
by PohTayToez October 10, 2008
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fuck Google

What you say when you search something on the internet and the results are basically a bunch o' shit.
Person: *searches on Google*
*finds a billion shitty results*
"Fuck Google!"
by /\/\/\/\/\/\ February 2, 2014
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Dry spell goggles

When you've gone through such a dry spell that you're willing to hook up with anything moving.
Guy1: That chick is hot, I'm going to hit on her.
Guy2: Nah dood, you just got dry spell goggles.
by damnitwayner October 21, 2010
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Google'ination!!

Google is taking over the world - in a short period of time, Google+ will be taking over and this word/phrase will more than ever be taking its place in our vocabulary existences...

Fusion of Google & Domination
Google+ 6-12 months from now will be conquering the universe with mighty Global Google'ination!!
by Funkessentials July 10, 2011
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Goggle gods

The goggle gods are a group of gods who know everything, they will grant their worshippers this knowledge but will be disappointed if one doesn't make anyone uncomfortable at least once a day.

Read: Sakura (How to obtain a reverse harem in Naruto) for further information. It is available on wattpad.
Hail the goggle gods!
The goggle gods blessed me with this knowledge.
by Oh come onnnnn February 25, 2021
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Car Goggles

The phenomenon wherein females appear much hotter when driving than outside of a vehicle. Phenomenon is magnified when sunglasses are worn and exponentially increased when the car is also desirable to men.
Did you see that brunette with the dark shades driving the blue STI??!! Was she hot or did I just have my car goggles on?
by xmanSTi January 20, 2009
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googleator

A Googleator is a tool used to search for something on the internet. This is a generic term typically used when asking someone for a device to search (without having to ask for a "smart phone" or "tablet" or "laptop" or whatever). It simplifies the question without having to worry about what type of device they have.
"Hey Wendy, do you have your Googleator because I am trying to settle an argument and need to search the internet".
by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2016
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