glump

a man with a bleached butthole and a glazing body

i met this man yesterday, he was a glump

by jasib August 2, 2024

glump

a combination of moody and down in the dumps and gloomy.

Jaida was all glump today.

by jaidakemper April 13, 2019

Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk

“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”

by Arytewcool January 28, 2024

glump

means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off

your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40

by danny kent January 14, 2004

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.

Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.

by profeser.munt March 28, 2024

Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.

My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024