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glump

a man with a bleached butthole and a glazing body
i met this man yesterday, he was a glump
by jasib August 2, 2024
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Jaida was all glump today.
by jaidakemper April 13, 2019
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Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk
“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”
by Arytewcool January 28, 2024
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means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off
your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40
by danny kent January 14, 2004
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Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation
I saw Sam glumping for hours today
by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016
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The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.
Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.
by profeser.munt March 28, 2024
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The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.
My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.
by Forest Glump June 2, 2024
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