Gelching

The art of massaging one’s gooch.

Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.

by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

gelching

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.

Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.

by patty0513 May 24, 2024

Gleching

A term that coincides with the term "jelqing".

Gleching is the act of inserting ones soft penis into the anus (colon) and getting an erection.

Doing so will stretch the penis in a way that it points downwards, as well as cause severe discomfort to those new to gleching.

*Note: long time "glechers" are more likely to not feel this discomfort as a result of their penile reshaping, therefore leading to a potentially pleasuring experience.

"Yooo, where's Todd been man? I haven't seen him in days."
"He's been on a twelve day gleching streak trying not to jork his shi."

"I've been gleching for a solid 5 days now and maxed out my cock arch."

by Butter on a Stick is back May 25, 2024

gelching

The act of using your own fingers to widen your anus

"I was lowkey gelching yesterday bro"
"Yo me too gng"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024

Gelching

The act of ejaculating onto someone’s glasses and then getting said person to lick it off

Alex: Man I totally gelching with her last night
Conor: That’s sick dude

by Keicircoober January 17, 2025

Glenching

When a man sticks his penis in his own anus and clenches his buttocks to grow the size of his penis. Similar to jelqing but a handless experience.

His penis grew 2 inches from glenching.

by Dr.Squench July 6, 2025

Glutching

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

by Robson Green July 9, 2004