hand to gland combat

1. n. a wank

You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

dirty garnet

going to the strippers an seeing youre friends mom working. then the friends mom rides you around like a dog on stage, now youre a dirty garnet.

"man im so embarassed i went to the rippers an got rode by mikes mom, im such a dirty garnet"

by steve jobbs October 1, 2006

glamnesia

The condition in which a person acts in complete disregard of their status of glam.

David Bowie had a major case of glamnesia when he admitted to being a closet heterosexual.

by Simon Lexington January 29, 2008

glandhandler

someone (usually female) who is widely experienced in the anatomy of the male member

"that Sharon is a right glandhandler; the filthy old rotter"

by SPACENEWT October 30, 2008

garnetto

Intense, full of energy, maybe a little bit crazy such as Kevin Garnett

Yo, you see that bitch at the club going garnetto on the dance floor. I wanted to take her home and go garnetto on her ass.

by GilfHunter999 May 7, 2009

garna

Cute but very insane some girls like him but don't say

Omg such a garna

by Okgohector January 29, 2017

Glancer

Formal medical term for the condition that an individual has when their large glizzy hands/fingers develop a form of aggressive cancer. Typically only occurs in individuals who are extremely old.

"Yo Huey, did you hear that Atrioc "Big A" Ewing got diagnosed with Glancer? It's terminal."

"That is terrible. Maybe if he went live on time that wouldn't have happened!"

by astradave August 1, 2023