Grammar

Something that's never used anymore, because nowadays people are stupid.

The girl corrected her peer for his poor grammar, and was then beaten into a pulp and called a nerd.

by Eponine March 23, 2004

Grammar Cop

n. One whose job it is to observe and correct the improper use of grammar.

Ex. 1
Grammar Cop: How are you?
Person 2: I'm good.
Grammar Cop: You mean you're "well."

Ex. 2
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
GC: I don't know, CAN YOU?
Student: MAY I go to the bathroom? (rolls eyes)
GC: Yes, you MAY.

by Brocrastinater September 15, 2009

Grammar Communist

Opposite of a Grammar Nazi.

Spells words poorly online and fights with Grammar Nazis in textual spelling correction fights.

Its you're not your you grammar communist.

by grammar red cross December 26, 2018

Grammarly

A monolingual beta who forces me to show confidence. Even when you tone it down it still forces you with the premium corrections cuz you can still see the yellow lines of the premium correction even if you have the free version.

Person: I kind of learned this (meaning they may not have really learned it well)
Grammarly: You mean "I learned this", be confident ^^
Person: stfu grammarly

by Maxgamer345 July 31, 2023

Phi Alpha Gamma

ΦΑΓ - Greek letters that spell out the word fag.

ΦΑΓ - A fraternity for gay people.

Jim: I heard that Phi Alpha Gamma is loaded with ass-spanking fun.

Dave: It is if you are gay.

by Kegged January 14, 2009

Grammar Nationalist

A type of Grammar Nazi who is particular to using the British/Canadian way of spelling words as opposed to the American spellings. Words such as "favorite" or "color" especially annoy the Grammar Nationalist.

MSN/Facebook Chat:
Person 1: What colour is your new car?
Person 2: It's a bluish/greyish color.
1: Sorry, what?
2: It's a bluish color like your girlfriend's car.
1: "Color"?

2: God damn it, you're such a grammar nationalist!

by Winterpeg November 18, 2010

Gamma ray flamethrower

Defecating after eating a habanero pepper and consuming a large quantity of dairy products when you are lactose intolerant.

"Why did you drink that much milk dude! You're lactose intolerant"
"Because the pepper was hot as fuck man!"
"Well you have fun with the gamma ray flamethrower on the toilet in a few hours"

by Ickycoffee April 6, 2017