Guesstimate

A word that teachers and old ladies use to sound annoying, even though it literally means the same thing as estimate.

Student: Can you show me how to solve this equation?

Teacher: Sure! You start with a little guesstimate, and th-

Student: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by GotAFuckingUsername September 7, 2015

Gestate

To grow a baby.

Q: What did Nich say to the pregnant Woman.
A: It looks like you gestate (just ate).

by NotTheRealBanana September 7, 2016

zestimate

The estimated value for a home.

I think that zestimate on that condo is too low. The condo the floor beneath sold for 10k more.

by soccerkd February 22, 2007

Guestimate

A word that fits in between a "guess" and an "estimate"

"Hey mate, how many chicks have you boned?"
"Awww man, I don't know.."
"Guestimate"
"err...five..hundred??? heh"
"Your an idiot"

by Aprimic January 2, 2009

Gastimate

The mentally intricate and stresstospheric process of estimating how much gas there is still in the tank when there is no way to tell for certain because:

A. the fuel gauge does not work

B. it’s reached the point where the tank is so empty, it is pointless to look at the needle for any real information

C. Gastimating may also be resorted to when the gauge does work but there are no more funds for refilling the vehicle, thus the import of the Gastimate hinges in figuring out as closely as possible how far it may go / how long you may remain in a motor-engine transportable condition with the amount of fuel available. After said combustible liquid is used up, the prior means of transportation magically transforms into a simple sheltering mechanism, protecting against the elements but useless in other ways until gastoration occurs.

Gastimating properly is an essential survival talent or technique, particularly when driving at night through cities that do sleep and long stretches of empty roads.

"Your gastimate was incorrect, sorry to say. We're officially stranded in the middle of nowhere."

by madcopy April 7, 2015

GPEstimate

The initial estimated time of arrival given by your GPS application.

I beat the GPEstimate by 10 minutes.

by Billy13D March 9, 2021

Gastimating

When your odometer goes on your tank,and you guestimate your how full your tank is

Kyle: dude how much longer can we drive?
Kevin: Idk bro, Im gastimating it.
Kyle:dude...

by chadbrochill34224 January 31, 2010