germ pigeon

A generally small person who is known to carry a contagious disease and should be avoided as such

Harris is a germ pigeon!

by Alternity April 11, 2004

germ theory

(adjective) widely accepted to be true or real, yet not well understood by most people

David Blaine's magical talents are germ theory.

Without reading the student's senior thesis, the professor proclaimed it to be germ theory.

"Germ theory" as an adjective is still germinating—until it comes into popular usage it will be considered germ theory.

by Brandon Burg November 3, 2014

Germ Burn

A cigarette burn on the inside of the left wrist, but it had to have been given by Darby Crash or somebody who has had done by Darby Crash. NOT YOURSELF. For hardcore fans of the Los Angeles punk band whos lead singer (Darby Crash)killed himself in a premeditated, drug-facilitated suicide on December 7, 1980.

Darby Crash gave out Germ Burns.

by Johnny Tofu December 10, 2005

germ jockey

A child in day care that is always bringing home illnesses and spreading them to family members.

I got a cold from the germ jockey last week.

by John Romine August 21, 2008

germ frappe

noun.
The hot tub or whirlpool bath at any publicly used facility, hotel, gym, etc.

After dancing our asses off at the concert and drinking like fish for hours, we had no qualms about soaking in the germ frappe back the hotel.

by tweedogg July 1, 2009

germ-polite

Being germ-polite is when you do not sneeze or cough all over someone next to you when you are full of flu or cold germs. Nor do you sneeze or cough into your hand and then shake someone else's hand. Neither is your house germ-polite if you allow your cat to walk over the kitchen surfaces or the dining room table without then wiping them clean. Nor are you germ-polite if you stroke your cat or dog or other pet and then, without first washing your hands, you touch food that other people are going to eat.

Crikey - I hate going to eat at that person's house - it's not germ-polite. They let that horrible, dribbly cat of theirs walk all over their kitchen work surfaces. And no I am not a paranoid-android I just don't like people sharing their germs with me!

by mimbijones December 5, 2015

Germ squirts

A sexy squirt from a bottle of hand sanitizer to bring an attractive death to bacteria.

I touched a dirty park bench so I needed some germ squirts .

by ItsJustThatOneChick February 3, 2018