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Gaylord

Someone who has an uncontrollable and wild fetish to grope and touch up boys. They are easily recognisable with their stuck up attitude. Their looks and personality will want to make even the most extreme Satan worshipper repent and any sane human being want to end it all. They make Kim Jong Un look like a charity worker and will always try to cover up their boners near other boys even though they all have nano penises and have a hard time getting it hard. They will sometimes be seen talking to girls. This is so they can cover up the fact they are faggots.
Umar has been touching up boys again. He is such a Gaylord!
by WiKSKSDKmsmdmdkxlawlsk June 22, 2018
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Gaylord

A town in northern Michigan especially known for being ran by corrupt elected officials who placate their constituents for a vote only to go against their community desires. Even to the point of conspiring with police officers to set up and incarcerate politically active citizens.
Everyone should boycott Gaylord. Don't spend money, no gas, no food, no shopping. Spend your money elsewhere. Gaylord is only good for alcohol and opiates.
by Cloud life May 8, 2018
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Gaylord

i they are humping each other then each of them is a Gaylord
by blank pursin February 5, 2020
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Gaylord

1. Megafag
2. A terribly unfortunate family name. e.g. Scott Gaylord
3. A completely inexcusable given name for anyone born after the late 1960s. Said person's parents should be legally renamed Mr and Mrs Megafag Asslicker Felcher.

e.g. Gaylord Focker
Perez Hilton wishes he could be Paris Hilton's bitch. What a fucking gaylord.
Gaylord Perez was NOT a pitcher for the San Diego Padres.
by tmwcamden June 30, 2016
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gaylord

One who is the lord of the gays. A loyal king like character in a gay land, usually used with the words "ends it" after saying gaylord. In the use of a burn or a diss to someone else.
John's a gaylord.
Or
John's a gaylord, ends it. (Meaning there is no come back because you ended it)
by Mark Sabyan July 30, 2008
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Gaylord

1)The Name of one of the first indian resturants in London serving dishes created specially for the Maharajas, Nawabs and the elite of Erstwhile North Indian states. Can be confused with 2&3 below with devistating results.

2) Acting gay or gay like.

3) The highes insult given to a non gay man
1 -
bob : Jeez I'm hank marvin !!
mkie: Ok, lets av this beer and nip round to the gaylords for a bit of spicy meat.
bob : No fag is gonna stick his meat in me. (Slap!) You gay lord!

2 -
burt: No way!! Thats two blokes kissing.
ike : Aye, pair of gaylords.

3-
bitch: Call youself a man, you're a fuckin gay lord.
by oKeeFo October 29, 2008
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Gaylord

When you are so gay that you are considered god to many of the gays current Gaylord is Alyssa Edwards watch some brazzers if you ever wanna be Gaylord
Omg that boy just fucked his dick so hard he should run for 2018 Gaylord election
by Sir Savage September 28, 2017
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