Deadlock

A situation between 2 people where each is waiting for the other's task to finish, so nothing gets done. When you walk down a narrow hallway, and you go to one side so they can get by, then the other person goes to the other side, blocking you again...that is deadlock. Deadlock is also when you go shopping with your mom in a strip mall and you don't say where to meet each other, so you go looking in store A while your mom looks for you in store B, then you get the idea that she's looking in store B, so you go there at the same she decides to look in store A. Named after the computer processing term of the same name.

I always get deadlock when walking down the aisles at the convenience store, they are so narrow.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 5, 2006

Deadlock

When you're gettin' snoody with the booty but suddenly you are stuck at full mast and can't pull out but also can't cum. Usually from too much sex.

Man I was hittin' it from behind with Vanessa but I got such bad deadlock I was stuck pumpin' for like an hour.

by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 11, 2019

deadlock

clutching your arms around someone's neck, restricting movement without choking

As an older sibling, I deadlock my little sister all the time.

by Ma-ria October 27, 2017

Deadlock

To create something sub-par, to make a horrible mistake while denying it and claim it is of great value.

"I don't want to pull a deadlock and turn this into garbage."

"Oh man, the chef totally deadlocked this food, it's terrible."

by Andrew J Dampier October 25, 2003

Deadlock

How I wish to be in your deadlock wedlock where neither of us gets an out. Do you want an out? I don't. Are you ready for deadlock? I will be....

Oh how I want to intertwine
Lock you in lock me
Helloooooo hiiiiiiiii
Stop fantasizing lol

Deadlocking away
See ya soon
My love

by 931MyLove August 23, 2024

Deadlock

Deadlock is an upcoming third-person shooter and MOBA (multiplayer online battle arena) developed and published by Valve.

Current state:
As of Friday, March 16th, 2026, the game has yet to have a full release.

Developer: Valve corporation.
Engine: Source 2.
Platform: Microsoft Windows (PC).
Publisher: Valve corporation.
Availability: Invite only, (subject to change).

Some quotes:
"Why won't Abrams die already?!"
"Hell me kill the detective!"
"Just DIE already Abrams!"
"Where's my team at? We gotta kill Abrams!"
"Hell me kill Abrams, damn it!"
"Good god, Abrams won't die!"

So if you really need to know anything about Deadlock?

You can't kill Abrams.

by Rlazybones March 6, 2026

fuck you deadlock

The stalemate point in an argument when the only valid response is 'Fuck You' from both parties involved.
Made famous by OzzyMan during his video reviews.

"A: Fuck you!
B: Nah, Fuck you!
A: Fuck me? No, Fuck YOU!"

C: We appear to be in a 'fuck you deadlock'

by Levaz March 14, 2017