"Yeah, We have to break up in person I don't want any Gaffneying."
"I have to but a new tv, my girlfriend went Gaffneying after we broke up and tossed my stuf fin the dumpster the morning of garbage day"
"I have to but a new tv, my girlfriend went Gaffneying after we broke up and tossed my stuf fin the dumpster the morning of garbage day"
by GossipyBitch October 24, 2011
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Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!
by Jeff Teh Munt March 9, 2015
Get the lochlan gaffney mug.1 - Used to describe a night that, due to excessive consumption of alcohol, is missing a substantial time period.
2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night.
The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.
2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night.
The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.
1. A) So what was your night like on Saturday?
B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney.
2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.
B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney.
2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.
by J Wilkinson November 6, 2007
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Get the Snaffle Gaffle mug.A sexual position, usu. involving two or more males. Little is know about The Gaffney, other than that it is extremely difficult (often referred to as 'damn near impossible') to master or even perform. Although it takes its participants to heights of sexual pleasure never before experienced by mere mortals, it leaves them exhausted and ravaged to the point of near death. Ancient texts speak of those who take part in The Gaffney being left blind, mute, or even paralyzed. Aristotle, Immanuel Kant and John Stuart Mill were all known to have been practicioners of The Gaffney.
"And then bestowed upon him was knowledge of a value unmatched in the world of men, and he was warned to share the knowledge with only the worthy, the pure of heart and noble of spirit. And he was told that from that day forward all would revere the name of The Gaffney."
by Dr. Paul January 22, 2007
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"Gaffer at Damo's house tonight lads"
"I heard that was some gaffer the other day, boy. Did ye get the shift?"
"Are ye comin' to my gaffer on Friday "
"I heard that was some gaffer the other day, boy. Did ye get the shift?"
"Are ye comin' to my gaffer on Friday "
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Gaffes - Turn on your tv tonight wait wait I mean your record player tape.. I was thinking in my head... horse face pony butt! What I’m trying to say... wait what
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