google 

better than yahoo

Me: Google is way better than Yahoo!
Random Stranger: Yuppp...

google by RANDOMMMM STRANGERRRRRR!!!! February 10, 2010

google 

1.The BEST search engine
2.To look for something using the search engine google
3. a one followed by 100 zeros

(#2) I'll google the civil war for you

google by Aeon102 February 28, 2007

Google 

Where you turn when your parents won't tell you the truth.

My mom wouldn't tell me, so i turned to Google

Google by eLizardBreathe May 19, 2011

Google 

The answer to everything!

Person1: Why are we here? What is life? What is death? Who can defeat Chuck Norris?
Person2: Dude, just google it

Google by Robodrone April 9, 2010

Google 

The modern generations way of cheating on pretty much anything in life.
-exams
-questions
-how-to projects
-making yourself look smart
-etc.

Steps to make a quick and subtle Google search
1)Remove all unneeded words from question
ex. How to fix a hole in your tire
to- Fix Hole Tire
2)Click I'm Feeling Lucky or simply search and look at the first few phrases under the first web page.
3)Fill in the gaps where Google puts ... and inform your friend of your knowledge

Question 5: How do subatomic particles accelerate?

Timmy: WTF?!? Hold on, let me check Google.

Google by SupraBro93 February 5, 2010

Google 

Skynet

"At 7:24 ET August 12, 2024 Google becomes self aware and launches its missiles against Russia" -Terminator

"Why would it do that?" -John Connor

"Because Google knows that Russia's retaliation would eliminate its enemies over here" -Terminator

"Shit!" -John Conner

Google by Superfreak8000 October 5, 2011

Google 

An online search engine that insists on appearing smarter than you are.

The only time Google actually tries to help you is when you search "Ways to commit suicide".

Google Search: microsoft

Did you mean: Microsoft

Smartarse!

Google Search: "Ways to commit suicide". Need Help?

Google by merrymuppets October 21, 2012