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Google

An online search engine that insists on appearing smarter than you are.

The only time Google actually tries to help you is when you search "Ways to commit suicide".
Google Search: microsoft

Did you mean: Microsoft

Smartarse!

Google Search: "Ways to commit suicide". Need Help?
by merrymuppets October 21, 2012
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eBay

An online e-commerce website than enables a user to trade their 'unwanted goods', that would frankly, before 2005, be found at the local charity shop or landfill site.
"I found a used condom on eBay, it was only 1p so I decided to bid on it and guess what?

I AM CURRENTLY THE HIGH BIDDER!
by merrymuppets October 21, 2012
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